hey guys, I’m just being myself
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Q:BrUH THERE USED TO BE A TRAIN STATION IN MY TOWN BUT THEY STOPPED LOADING CATTLE ON TRAINS AND NOW ITS GONE HOW DO I GET IT BACK
you can’t do anything about it. our government is a sham and the people don’t have any power to stop them
going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that
"Look, there’s a train," I said as I saw a train pull into the station. "Is that ours?"
"No," said my grandfather, "Ours comes later."
The smoke and diesel filled my lungs. The puff of the train’s whistle, the churning of the iron gears, the great height and breadth of the cars—all was wonder in my mind.
I was glad that the awning had failed to block out the sun’s angle, for the wind had picked up and sent shivers across my face. The loose crowd of civilians subconsciously huddled together, their bodies swaying back and forth to stay warm.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a packet of Skittles. As I plopped back down onto the cold, wooden bench beside my grandfather, I pushed several into my mouth and then offered some to him. He accepted, of course, and together we survived through the cold until our train gently glided on into the station.
im so tired of having to salt all my meat to keep it from going stale. if only I could afford an ice box
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me working at my job:
them: “mr president you are fired because you werent being the grammar”
me: “so be it, the people have spoken”
Q:There should be an apostrophe in "there's." I appreciate your art and humor but grammar matters, man.